Celebrities in Bikini

I don’t know anything about this Georgia Horsley woman, other than that she’s a former Miss England and she’s got a nice little body, but her name is Horsely so I like her. At the bar tonight don’t forget to tell a chick that she’s looking very Horsley and see what happens. I think it’s a complement, this chick is looking pretty good, but I’m a sucker for hot chicks who walk around town in their bikinis. I’m old fashioned that way.

Sophie Turner is by no means a household name, hell she’s basically a complete nobody, but she looks pretty damn awesome in her bikini and I love nobodies in bikinis so I’m going to allow it. Obviously she’s decided to take a page out of Sophie Monk’s book and stage her these pictures, not that anyone cares, boobs are boobs. I tried staging my own sextape years ago, but the inflatable doll kept deflating. Damn actresses!