Celebrities in Bikini

Shauna Sand was hanging out with her porn star friend Taylor Wayne at a beach in Miami and they look skanky as hell! I’m surprised their silicon filled bodies didn’t melt in the hot sun. Shauna also offered a nip slip in the last pic but I’m not sure how exciting that is considering you can see her get banged on her sex tape!

Supermodel Heidi Klum has the body and the face of an angel and she has just released her new book Heidilicious!

I browsed though the naked photos of Heidi over and Celeb Pic Post and I grabbed a couple to post here on the blog

There is something about a topless celebrity and suspenders covering there nipples that is so fucking hot! And Heidi certainly has that hotness in all of pictures whether she is nude or not!

Naked Celebrity Blog thanks it’s lucky stars that Sofia Vergara mom talked her out off getting her tits reduced!

Not only is Sofia Vergara hot but she is well stacked and when the bosses told to get a boob job we thought her big tits were gone!

Click More for a paparazzi see through picture of Sofia’s tits and get the rest of the story!

Olivia Wilde always looks hot but when she is on her hands and knees with her ass stuck high in the air she looks even better!

The famous star from House has no problem with posing for pictures in provactive positions and once again Olivia doesn’t let us down

Click read the rest to get more of Olivia Wilde

There have been some rumours that Lindsay Lohan is about to get nude for the first on the silver screen in the movie Machete.

The Sun is now reporting that the the Lindsay Lohan nude scene has already been leaked!

Only problem is the movie trailer that they are showing is Grindhouse back in 2007.

Find out if those are really Lindsays tits after the jump!

Sports Illustrated is one of our favorite photoshoots especially this years 2010 Photoshoot! It features a hot celebrities from Bar Refaeli to Melissa Satta wearing nothing but body paint!

When we found out that Bar was going to be in this years photoshoot our hearts jumped but we were not to happy when we didn’t get to see anything other then a bikini ( not that we were expecting to much in the way of naked pictures from Sports Illustrated (but we can always dream)

More of Bar Refaeli Topless after the jump!

The paparazzi seem to have a thing for celebrities like Cameron Diaz and these shutterbugs seem to enjoy following Cameron around where ever she she goes.

It’s no big thing to see Cameron Diaz nude anymore… we have seen her tits plenty of times in the past. She made our hearts jump and our crotch twitch in the movie Something about Mary.

And once again the paparazzi doesn’t leave us hanging as new oops pictures emerge of Cameron Diaz nipple slip….

Celebrities love nothing better then attention… even it’s from the paparazzi or anybody that wants to look at celebs!

Beyonce Knowles is the same as but from time to time there attention trends tend to backfire on them… or does it?

G4’s Attack of the Show was in Hawaii to film their 420 special Marijuana episdoe and that is where these pictures of Olivia Munn in a bikini was taken!

Meet Jessica Hart who is an Australian Victoria’s Secret model… I’ve never heard of her before but after seeing her in a bikini and knowing that she is a model for Victoria Secret I know that I will be looking for more pictures of Jessica Hart!

These hot pictures of Jessica caught in a bikini in Sydney, Australia reminds just how much I need to take a trip down south!

Here’s a sunny day at the beach and a sexy celebrity showing off her sexy body in bikini, while she was chilling with some of her friends. That sexy celebrity is no other then Annalynne McCord and as you will see in the upcoming pictures she’s sharing more then just her usual bikini. Take a good look at her, and be amazed. I’d say this is the first time Annalynne McCord is showing us so much of her intimate parts, if you know what...

Here’s Kate Bosworth showing off her skinny body in a bikini

Here’s Katy Perry at the Coachella Valey Music and Art Festival all dressed up hooker style. And if that’s not convincing enough take a look at her playing with her tong and pulling her tiny dress down, because that’s what happens when you’re not prepared to wear prostitute outfit on a day out. I must admit I find her sexy tongue workout quite sexy and I would be more then interested in going out with her on a Saturday night, just as long as she brings the easy access dress with her too!

Lindsay Lohan and her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson are down in Cabo taking in some sun, and relaxing in their bikinis, because obviously neither one of them has a real job they need to be at. It's nice to see Lindsay Lohan in a bikini again, though, since it's been a while. But I can't really say the same about Samantha Ronson. I mean, she doesn't look bad in a bikini. But she is very confusing. You know, in that post-op kind of way.

This telegram landed on my desk this morning:

JUN 01, 2010 - Megan Fox's ripped abs were on full display in her bikini as she and shirtless Brian Austin Green frolicked on the beach in Maui, Hawaii on Saturday. The tattooed twosome started the weekend by attending his 90210 costar Ian Ziering's wedding in Newport Beach before heading on their own romantic getaway. Megan has lots of free time lately since she's no longer starring in Transformers 3, which started production last month.

JUN 02, 2010 - Megan Fox was back in her bikini yesterday to hit the beach with shirtless Brian Austin Green in Hawaii. The happy couple kissed while out for a swim before heading back onto the shore hand in hand to say hi to fellow vacationers. Megan and Brian arrived on the island over the weekend and quickly gave us a glimpse of their matching ripped abs after attending Ian Ziering's wedding in California

Britney Spears in her tong Bikini in Club One nightclub in New York City with the resident dancers and ended up stripping down to her smalls in the process.

Here are some shots of Elisha Cuthbert rocking a bikini in Mexico. I’m not sure how I feel about these pictures. On the one hand I know that Elisha is damn hot babe judging by the stickness of my keyboard, but on the other hand she’s not looking so good in these pictures. If you add 45 pounds to these pictures, a ton of cellulite and replace her face with Kathy Griffin’s face, you’d have the caliber of women I’m able to acquire on a drunken, Friday night.

Here are a few shots of Brooklyn Decker rocking a bikini in Hawaii for Adam Sandlers’ new movie. I might actually contemplate going to see an Adam Sandler movie if Brooklyn is in a bikini and in very forms of undress in at least 51% of the movie.

Michael Bay isn’t shedding any tears over Megan Fox — in fact, he’s already found her Transformers 3 replacement. The Sun says

ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY will take over as the leading lady in upcoming blockbuster Transformers 3.

The Victoria’s Secret model has been offered the role in the threequel after Megan quit last week. [Fox] reportedly had a row with director MICHAEL BAY over her weight loss.

Rosie has not got any acting roles behind her.

So Rosie doesn’t have any “acting roles behind her.” Big deal. It’s what’s on the front of her that counts. Everybody knows the only real measure of talent is cup size.

It’s been a while since we showcased an entire post on Gisele Bundchen, so you may be asking yourself: “Gee, I wonder if Gisele Bundchen is still hot?” The answer, I’m happy to say, is holy friggin yes. Even after she had a baby, too. Usually when chicks have babies, the body goes south. Fast. But being that she’s a professional model, I suppose Gisele Bundchen had every incentive to quickly get back on the work-out bike and get that body into shape. Which she’s done, and she looks absolutely gorgeous. Check out some recent bikini modeling shots if you don’t believe me. Yup, still smoking.

Brooklyn Decker was up for the part of the hot love interest in “Transformers 3″, but she lost the gig to British supermodel babe Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, which sucks, because nothing says big fighting robots than a supermodel name Brooklyn Decker. I mean, come on, her name is Brooklyn Decker! That’s like, the name of a superheroine in a movie right there. Anyways, Brooklyn Decker may have lost on on the TF3 gig, but she’s still got a winning hand in my fantasies, thanks to these bikini pictures for a glorious Tuesday.

Oh, Adrianne Curry. She’s single-handedly justifying the existence of Twitter.

Never heard of Laura Acuna? Well she’s a model, who looks really good in a bikini, and, you know, what else you need to know? What was she like in high school? Does she prefer paper or plastic? What are you, a stalker? Get a grip. Here’s Laura Acuna doing what she does best, standing on a beach as a guy with a camera snaps pictures of her in different bikinis. She looks really good, but then again, she would have to to qualify as a bikini Goddess. Please to enjoy.

Sometime-actress Lindsay Lohan is really getting into the part of 70s porn star Linda Lovelace. Photographer Tyler Shields shot these posters for the upcoming film “Inferno,” and while it’s too soon to tell whether LiLo still has the acting chops for such a difficult role, she’s certainly nailed the look. Let’s just hope she gets to shed that pesky SCRAM bracelet before the cameras start to roll in September.


Lindsay Lohan is sporting a trendy new accessory—a SCRAM alcohol monitoring bracelet. The hard-partying sometime actress finally showed in a Beverly Hills courtroom this morning to face Judge Marsha Revel. The judge was not happy with the way Lohan blew off her previously scheduled court date in favor of hitting all the hot bashes at he Cannes film festival, as well as failing to complete her alcohol education classes. Revel ordered the actress to wear the SCRAM bracelet, avoid drugs and alcohol, plus submit to random drug testing—or risk going to jail.

Want to start the pool to pick the date Linds falls off the wagon and gets dragged off to the slammer? In this clip shot last night, Lohan attempted to excuse her behavior. After what happened this morning, obviously the judge was one person who didn’t buy LiLo’s story.

Pop star Christina Aguilera has cancelled her summer tour in support of the singer’s upcoming album “Bionic,” which was set to start in July. The reason given in a release by tour promoter Live Nation was: “The singer felt she needed more time to rehearse the show and with less than a month between the album release and tour date this wasn’t possible.”

Maybe, but early reviews of “Bionic,” the pop diva’s first album in four years, have not been positive, and the debut single “Not Myself Tonight,” peaked at #23. Could weak ticket sales be the real reason for dumping the tour?

The final season of “The Hills” began airing this week, but not all the drama is on the screen! Kristin Cavallari denied her costars’ accusations that she was abusing drugs, but sources are reporting that the actress is as wild as ever. The new issue of US Weekly claims Kristin got down and dirty at the recent Coachella music festival in Indio, CA. A source dished that the reality babe “was drinking and partying. I saw her do a line of cocaine.”

One more pal told US: “The dudes she hangs out with are all party promoters — and they’re party animals.” Another source added: “She’s been sucked into the Hollywood scene. She’s surrounded by the leeches who enable her.” All this does not sound too promising, especially since “The Hills” is drawing to a close and Kristin may find new jobs difficult to come by if she continues her hard-partying ways.

I have finally found HQ images of Shakira in Bikini. These Shakira Bikini images are the best that I have seen till date. Wonderful images and a wonderful babe.

Shakira in swimwear can make heads turn will be an understatement - Shakira can snap necks without so much as touching the person.

Holly Weber is a model-turned-actress who has worked alongside such notable names as Adam Sandler, Kate Beckinsale and Jenny McCarthy. She has also established herself as a fixture in the modeling industry, featured in the pages of magazines like FHM and Glamour.

Danielle Lloyd has been prime tabloid fodder since 2006, when she was stripped of her Miss Great Britain crown after posing for Playboy. She has since ignited a maelstrom of controversy thanks to her shockingly racist comments on Celebrity Big Brother.

Sexiness: Danielle Lloyd
When God made Danielle Lloyd he was just showing off. This 5’8” British bombshell has been blessed with fabulously long colt-like legs and mouthwatering 34E-25-35 dimensions. Given her deliciously slender frame, it’s a miracle she doesn’t topple over.

So what is this lovely lass looking for in a man? “I like a man with a good body,” she admits, adding,”And he’d better be polite. I hate someone that’s really crass. I hate somebody that talks about modeling all the time or, you know, that’s really cocky.”

As popular as she is, she has never been the flavor of the month, but rather of the decade. High-profile fashion designers have over her to parade on their fashion runways.

Sexiness: Stephanie Seymour
It is very difficult to look at Stephanie Seymour without impure thoughts entering your mind. Yet her sex appeal remains sophisticated and elegant without being sleazy. One can't help but feel that Stephanie always has her way with men.

What an unexpected bikini body appearance!

So Megan Fox’s (envied-by-many) body is finally in a bikini… and we’re NOT talking post-Photoshop in a men’s magazine, but beach candids from Hawaii!

While wearing a bikini, of course. Otherwise, why would I bother posting more of Roberta Martins? Sure, she’s another Brazilian hottie from, duh, Brazil, but that’s not enough to just, you know, willy nilly make a post specifically for her. I mean, I have standards and junk. Okay, not really, but you know, something approaching mild standards. Anyways, here’s Roberta Martins, who is laying down on the job. Literally. Get it? Because she’s posing while laying down? Oh man, I tell you, I kill me.

Hey folks, the Lance Man is back! It’s been a while since we’ve bonded and I’m glad to be back.

I thought I would spruce up this week with a couple of pictures of the new Heidi Montag breasts. I mean she really went all out didn’t she?

As you can see, we featured her here Heidi Montag Celebrity Bikini Gossip - April 2009 and her breasts do not look like that.

It’s in the news about her many plastic surgeries and I can see she’s had her face done too. Those lips don’t look real. I don’t see what the big deal about having lips that look like bass fish. Full lips are beautiful but those aren’t proportional with her face.

Anyways, I love big breasts but these aren’t doing it for me. They look like somebody shoved two yellow page phone books in her chest. I wonder what she’ll do next?

Now here’s what real breasts look like. Check out tv reality show “Big Brother” cutie Sophie Reade volunteering her time at a celebrity car wash.

Unless Heidi Montag who I showed you yesterday, Sophie’s breasts look real and they’re big so there is no excuse to have boulders in your chest that look tacky. I can’t even tell if she’s had enhancements but she probably has.

I’d really like to see her do some more stuff on tv. She’s really cute.

Ok, I’m out for the weekend, see you Monday. Don’t drink too much this weekend and don’t bring home any strays because you can’t get them to leave your house afterwards. Peace!

Hey all you bikini lovers, it’s the Lance Man back from another fabulous weekend. Yeah I really do it up big. Went out to the Florida Keys and had a great time with 3 hot bikini babes. Can’t tell you anymore, this is a G-rated site.

Ok, so let’s get started with some pictures of hot a Swiss actress, model, singer and a television personality known to Italian and German people known as Michelle Hunziker. That last name sounds so nazi, it’s a wonder she’s getting any work at all.

It’s probably because her bod is awesome and she looks really nice in a bikini. Looks like she’s a natural type of girl without any plastic enhancements but you never know. Sometimes they get them really small so they look natural. Anyways she’s still hot.

Ok, I’m out for a few days while Jenny Bikini does her thing! Stay cool!

Hey everybody, it’s Jenny Bikini here! Glad to be back!

As you know, I love Audrina Patridge. She’s so pretty and such a cool actress.

Doesn’t seem like other celebrities like her like Heidi Montag’s husband who has been trashing her on Twitter just because Audrina said that Heidi has had too many plastic surgeries. Well from the looks of things, it’s true.

It’s nothing but pure drama but it looks like this is going to be an ongoing thing. All celebs should be able to take any comments with a grain of salt because that’s the price they pay. Anyways, she looks awesome in a bikini.

Since the reception on the pictures of Michelle Hunziker went so well, I thought I’d post some more pictures of her. Looks like she has quite an American following.

I love the bikini that she is wearing. Her body style is slim and natural. She doesn’t look at all plastic, fake or put together.

I would like to see her do more American stuff because she’s really cute. Enjoy.

I can’t believe the response that we’ve been getting for Michelle Hunziker. So I thought I’d please our fans with just one more set of her.

Yes, she’s very beautiful and looks awesome in a bikini.

Ok, you guys, I’m out for now. Up next is Lance Butts who will rock your world - yeah right!

Hey you guys it’s the Lance Man! Glad to be back and I know you missed me.

Well, I thought I’d give you a tingle with these pictures of Lauren Pope and her friend in sexy bikinis at the beach.

It’s just so lovely how they scream when the water sprays all over their bodies. Both look really hot in their bikinis and as you know, I’m a sucker for bffs.

Hey folks, it’s the Lance Man and boy have I got a treat for you.

Yeah, check out reality tv show Jersey Shore star Jwoww in a hot bikini. This is the ultimate photo op of the week in my opinion. She’s looking extra special.

It looks as if she was out on the beach in Miami filming her show. I can’t wait to see this season’s installment of Jersey Shore that show is awesome.

I think I just might take a trip out to Miami to see if I can get a closer look at Miss Jwoww because her body makes me say wow!

Yummy, here’s hot super model Sophie Turner chilling out wearing an awesome bikini.

I absolutely love that leopard and pink bikini she has on. Looks like she’s taking full advantage of her fashion designing friends swimwear line.

She looks like the type of girl that you’d have to spend a lot of money on if you took her on a date. I just work a regular job so I know I can’t afford her. Oh well, I’ll just call up Heather Locklear, I bet she could use a few bucks to help her bail out of jail.

Ok, I’m out! See you soon and in the meantime be easy!

Hey everybody it’s Jenny Bikini here, your favorite bikini reporter back for another week of swimsuit fashion.

I thought I’d start us off with a few pictures of Aussie model Jessica Hart. I’m very impressed with her body. She’s so fit and trim but of course, she’s a model.

I like her because you don’t hear about her being a brat. She’s brutally beautiful and can rock a bikini in the hottest way. It looks like she’s let her original color grow back in. She was a blonde in our previous photo spread. I like it.

Hey everyone it’s Kate Bosworth. She’s an American actress who made her acting debut in Robert Redford’s movie “The Horse Whisperer” but you probably remember her in the leading role of the 2002 movie “Blue Crush” where she played surfer girl.

I love her and she is looking quite cute in this purple psychedelic bikini. She looks much older now days but it looks like she’s keeping it real as far as the plastic surgery goes. She might have had some done on her face but everything else looks real.

Hope to see more of her in the future.

The response to Michelle Hunziker’s photo gallery has been so overwhelming that I just had to put up another gallery of her.

She’s a very beautiful girl and I guess folks just love looking at her body. She looks awesome in a bikini and if she knew that so many people liked her bikini pictures, she might look into doing some tv work or something.

Ok, I’m out and have a great weekend everyone. Next up is Lance Butts who still owes me $20. I know I’ll never see it.

It’s nice to be a hot chick. What’s bad about being a hot chick? Probably that every dude wants to get in your pants, and you’re not sure who is a good guy or who isn’t. But other than that, being a smoking hot chick rocks. Just ask “The Price is Right” model Rachel Reynolds. So how did she get the job? Um, haven’t you been reading? She’s a hot chick. So in honor of this dull Wednesday, here are some bikini pictures of Rachel Reynolds. Cause, you know, hot chicks and bikini go together like peanut butter and your face.

I’ve never been to Peru, but I would imagine that if I ever did, all the girls would look like lingerie/bikini model Anahi Gonzales. Then again, I could be wrong, and she might just be the exception rather than the rule. In either case, Anahi Gonzales brings us today’s latest installment of bikini goodness, an as you can see form the pictures, Anahi Gonzales is very qualified to do just that. And I still wouldn’t mind trying to find out if all the girls in Peru looks like her…

I only saw the Australian version of the fantastic ABC game show “Wipeout” once, when ABC for whatever reason, decided to show that show, and Kelly Landry was doing the sideline duties. And let me tell you, as much as I love the American hottie who does the American version, Jill Wagner, Kelly Landry is not hard on the eyes at all. In fact, she’s pretty damn awesome, and the fact that she has no aversion to bikini photoshoots just puts her up there as my favorite “Wipeout” co-host. Sorry, Jill.