Celebrities in Bikini

With the heat rising, it’s no surprise stars are peeling off their clothes in favor of cute swimsuits. Lucky for them, they have slim physiques and look fabulous no matter what they are (or aren’t!) wearing.

Celebrities in Bikinis
With the heat rising, it’s no surprise stars are peeling off their clothes in favor of cute swimsuits. Lucky for them, they have slim physiques and look fabulous no matter what they are (or aren’t!) wearing.

Cameron Diaz
Diaz soaks up the Hawaiian sun in a skimpy red bikini.

I don’t know anything about this Georgia Horsley woman, other than that she’s a former Miss England and she’s got a nice little body, but her name is Horsely so I like her. At the bar tonight don’t forget to tell a chick that she’s looking very Horsley and see what happens. I think it’s a complement, this chick is looking pretty good, but I’m a sucker for hot chicks who walk around town in their bikinis. I’m old fashioned that way.

Sophie Turner is by no means a household name, hell she’s basically a complete nobody, but she looks pretty damn awesome in her bikini and I love nobodies in bikinis so I’m going to allow it. Obviously she’s decided to take a page out of Sophie Monk’s book and stage her these pictures, not that anyone cares, boobs are boobs. I tried staging my own sextape years ago, but the inflatable doll kept deflating. Damn actresses!