Celebrities in Bikini

I don’t know anything about this Georgia Horsley woman, other than that she’s a former Miss England and she’s got a nice little body, but her name is Horsely so I like her. At the bar tonight don’t forget to tell a chick that she’s looking very Horsley and see what happens. I think it’s a complement, this chick is looking pretty good, but I’m a sucker for hot chicks who walk around town in their bikinis. I’m old fashioned that way.

Sophie Turner is by no means a household name, hell she’s basically a complete nobody, but she looks pretty damn awesome in her bikini and I love nobodies in bikinis so I’m going to allow it. Obviously she’s decided to take a page out of Sophie Monk’s book and stage her these pictures, not that anyone cares, boobs are boobs. I tried staging my own sextape years ago, but the inflatable doll kept deflating. Damn actresses!

Pop star Britney Spears almost suffered a wardrobe malfunction recently when she stepped out for a cup of coffee with boyfriend Jason Trawick at Starbucks in Glendale near Los Angeles.

The 28-year-old ‘Oops I Did It Again’ singer wore a flimsy orange dress that kept slipping down. Britney obviously had trouble keeping the dress in its place. That’s when her caring boyfriend came to her rescue and offered his shirt.

The singer took the shirt and wore it on top of her slippery dress.

Britney and Jason were headed to Palm Springs to get their relationship back on track after the recent rumours of growing cracks

Never heard of Laura Acuna? Well she’s a model, who looks really good in a bikini, and, you know, what else you need to know? What was she like in high school? Does she prefer paper or plastic? What are you, a stalker? Get a grip. Here’s Laura Acuna doing what she does best, standing on a beach as a guy with a camera snaps pictures of her in different bikinis. She looks really good, but then again, she would have to to qualify as a bikini Goddess. Please to enjoy.