Celebrities in Bikini

Jarah Mariano, aka Jarah-Evelyn Makalapua Mariano is an American hottie. As you can probably tell from her exotic looks, she’s parts Hawaiian and parts Korean, and all American babe. And today’s bikini goodness is brought to you by the wonders that is Jarah Mariano and her awesome body. You know that song, “Your body is a wonderland?” Well, Jarah Mariano’s body is a wonderland, and I can’t even sing, but I would like to sing that to you now. Okay, I won’t, it’s not like you can hear it anyway, ahem. Moving on: Jarah Mariano in a bikini for Tuesday.

It’s good to be Anna Kournikova. Hell, it’s just good to look at Anna Kournikova, which is something I do on a pretty regular basis. You can say what you want, but Anna Kournikova was born to model bikinis. Hell, Anna Kournikova was born to have her picture taken. I swear, she’s just gotten hotter and hotter over the years. I personally don’t know how that’s possible, but it is. Honest. Take a look at this recent appearance in Maxim Magazine. If that’s not Anna Kournikova at her smoking hottest, I don’t know what is. And if you disagree with me, I might hit you with a tennis racket, so don’t test me.

Here’s a new one: Jessiann Gravel is a Canadian model. Yes, there are actually really hot girls from Canada. Go figure, right? (And if this offends any Canadians out there, tough nuts! Just kidding. Address all your angry letters to whogivesashit@getalife.com. Thank you.) Anyhoo, here’s Canadian model Jessiann Gravel bringing you your daily dose of bikini goodness on an uneventful Labor Day. Oh, Labor Day, won’t you ever do anything to justify your existence because, uh, give me the day off from work with pay?